Congratulations are in order to F. Irene Keb of South Bend, Indiana for her grand achievement this week. Though competition was stiff, she managed to write this week’s most idiotic letter to the editor of the South Bend Tribune. While many of her competitors were equally bombastic or irrelevant or moronic or even mildly incoherent, none of them was able to match Ms. Keb’s mastery of all of these (and then some) in less than a hundred words. Her letter is printed here in full for the edification of all.

Offended

I am offended that Spanish is plastered on my television screen. This is America, last I heard, and English is our language.

There is a remote and an on/off switch. I use both of them. Refusing to watch programs and certainly not buying sponsor’s products who allow this insult to continue.

Definitely a case of “if you don’t like it, don’t watch” and I do not.