Strong opinions, the first six:
- My harmonica playing does not hurt my dog's ears. He's not whining; he's singing along.
- If it comes to a choice between watching major league baseball or NFL football, only a vulgarian would choose the latter.
- There's a fine line between the genius of postmodern pastiche and plagiarism.
- There are no stories that are not true.
- Double negatives can be an effective rhetorical device.
- I don't want to know what I or anyone else ranks on an empathy scale, and I really, really don't want to know why some unimaginative nitwit decided we needed numbers to assess our empathy level.
