why i do p90x workouts

Reason #1:

Because if I don’t workout hard on a regular basis, it becomes painful to play basketball and nearly impossible to concentrate while trying to read and comment on essays.

Reason #2:

Because I like being able to do more than five pullups without feeling like I want to pass out.

Reason #3:

Because I can’t help myself; it’s a habit now.

Reason #4:

Because I like bringing two guns and a six pack to the party.

Reason #5:

Because if those people on the commercial can do it, why can’t I?

Reason #6:

Because I like sweet baby ray’s barbecue sauce way too much, and if I didn’t burn A LOT of calories virtually every day I might be ginormously fat.

…. to be continued….